Gator Booties' Stumbles

I talked to a woman named T'Kela today.

mikerapin:

lamebot:

Not Tequila, which is how it’s pronounced. T’Kela. That’s.. how it’s spelled.

Yep. That really is the name she was born with.

I know a girl who’s name is Aquanet. Born with it and on her license.

Dear ghetto people, Please stop ruining your children’s lives by giving them names like T’Kela. You’re giving them an unfair and immediate disadvantage in future endeavors.

“Today, on MSN, I mistyped something to my boyfriend: I said, ‘You’re such an angle,’ but I meant ‘angel’. Without missing a beat, he replied ‘Aww, you’re so acute. MLIA.”

uppereastside:

likespancakes:

goodnightvenom:

mmmegan:forever-and-always