24/11/2009



19/11/2009



sweethomestyle:

copperkitten:prettyworld:

hahaha i need this

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18/11/2009



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17/11/2009



11/11/2009



I talked to a woman named T'Kela today.

mikerapin:

lamebot:

Not Tequila, which is how it’s pronounced. T’Kela. That’s.. how it’s spelled.

Yep. That really is the name she was born with.

I know a girl who’s name is Aquanet. Born with it and on her license.

Dear ghetto people, Please stop ruining your children’s lives by giving them names like T’Kela. You’re giving them an unfair and immediate disadvantage in future endeavors.

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09/11/2009



07/11/2009



“Today, on MSN, I mistyped something to my boyfriend: I said, ‘You’re such an angle,’ but I meant ‘angel’. Without missing a beat, he replied ‘Aww, you’re so acute. MLIA.”

uppereastside:

likespancakes:

goodnightvenom:

mmmegan:forever-and-always

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05/11/2009



iammattjordan:

recreant:

littlemissdorkette:

Emmett: Mr. Salvatore, Did you ever take Mrs. Windham on a date?Enrique: Yes.Emmett: Where?Enrique: In a restaurant out of town where no one could recognize us.Emmett: And how long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?Enrique: 3 months.Emmett: And your boyfriend’s name is?Enrique: Chuck.Emett: Right.Enrique: Pardon me, I was confused. I thought you said ‘friend’. Chuck is just a friend.Chuck: YOU BITCH!
Legally Blonde (2001)

iammattjordan:

recreant:

littlemissdorkette:

Emmett: Mr. Salvatore, Did you ever take Mrs. Windham on a date?
Enrique: Yes.
Emmett: Where?
Enrique: In a restaurant out of town where no one could recognize us.
Emmett: And how long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?
Enrique: 3 months.
Emmett: And your boyfriend’s name is?
Enrique: Chuck.
Emett: Right.
Enrique: Pardon me, I was confused. I thought you said ‘friend’. Chuck is just a friend.
Chuck: YOU BITCH!

Legally Blonde (2001)

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04/11/2009



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02/11/2009



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